Seriously?!
So, I came back to Jerusalem from moving into Tel Aviv. As I was approaching my apartment, the Creepy Guy Who Steals Internet was sitting on the bench, and said, “Hey, some sort of creature just walked by and turned the corner, did you see it?” I responded in the negative, and went to check it out. There was nothing there, so I walked back around, and informed him that there was nothing there. He looked relieved, got up off of the bench, and started walking back to his apartment.
And I wanted to be like, are you kidding me? I am five foot two, one hundred and thirty pounds. You are six foot three, and two hundred and something pounds. And you need me to make sure there is no bogey monster?
These religious guys…I’m telling you…