Midnight Witticisms

Last night Joel and I went to a wine tasting at the Jerusalem Museum’s Sculpture Garden.  It.Was.Beautiful.  It was a lovely evening, with a cool breeze that laps at your skin.   There was soft jazz music in the background.  You could see all of Jerusalem from the edge of the garden; it was lit up like a thousand diamonds.  It was the first time I realized that I will really miss Jerusalem.  It has a majestic splendor that is missing from most other cities.  It had a perfect atmosphere.  The wine was splendid.

It was a perfect evening.

I just bought the hottest red fuck-me pumps. They are sexy, and high-heeled. And they were only sixty shekels (aka really cheap). I’m totally in love. Shoes are definitely the best part of being a woman. Oh, that and multiple orgasms. Though, I often wish I could pee standing up. That would save so much time. And I’d never have to get all ish-ed out from hovering over public toilets.

But yea, shoes are a money pit. And I heart it.