Midnight Witticisms

A list of indications that my cats are secretly spies for Mossad

1. Somewhat subtle and unobtrusive collecting of tin foil. Bella acts like she’s being cute, but I know better…

2. Tiger opens the bathroom door. By himself.

3. They go to bed at odd hours. It’s not unusual to hear any one of them prowling around the apartment at three nineteen in the morning. When you go to look at what’s causing the noise, they mysteriously end up at the center of the bed when you return, looking at you with big baby blues.

4. Tiger likes to run off with Tampons.  I’m not sure what he thinks he can do with them…